1.This is the nicest drunk bike thief ever.
2.The greatest note ever left in a bathroom.
3.Here comes a broken heart.
4.A roommate’s apology letter.
5.The classic “I’m not paying you” crash note.
7.An apology from a roommate who has very loud sex.
8.Someone’s boyfriend made this cake after getting wasted, passing out with his head in the toilet, and shitting on the floor.
9.An apology from an old dog.
10.Some people reeaally need to set the record straight.