…That actress and “singer” Scarlett Johansson’s real estate saga is finally over. That’s right puppies, Your Mama was just informed by an informant we’ll call Chateau Briand that ScarJo has indeed and finally unloaded her real estate white elephant …
SELLER: Blythe DannerLOCATION: Santa Monica, CAPRICE: $1,860,000SIZE: 1,396 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: After some confusion and a bit of back and forth with Jimi J. Cocoapuff, it has come to Your Mama’s attention that award w…
Yesterday Your Mama discussed the soon to be former home of sophisticated ladee Candice Bergen located in a guarded and star studded enclave in Beverly Hills. One of Candy B’s many soon to be former celebrity neighbors that we mentioned in the course o…
SELLER: Candice BergenLOCATION: Beverly Hills (Post Office), CAPRICE: $10,250,000SIZE: 5,000 square feet (approx.), 3 bedrooms, 4.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Yesterday, while sitting on our back deck, picking our toenails and minding our own damn bees…
SELLER: Lori Loughlin and Mossimo GiannulliLOCATION: Los Angeles, CA (Bel Air)PRICE: $19,500,000SIZE: 5 bedrooms, 5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Every now and then, along comes a Los Angeles, CA listing that lives up to its toe curling and awe inspiring …
SELLERS: Jennie Garth and Peter FacinelliLOCATION: Toluca Lake, CAPRICE: $5,995,000SIZE: 8,416 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 7.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: There are posh residential pockets all around Los Angeles, CA where rich and famous types are drawn l…
A few days ago gossip queen Perez Hilton dropped a celebrity real estate tidbit about Tinseltown scion, former Golden Globe gurl, and way too big for her barely accomplished britches ack-truss Rumer Willis buying a house in Los Angeles, CA.Property rec…
So she says she fucked a DJ, and I bet she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the crowd was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible moans she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the evening by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.
So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.
Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about molesting those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and jizz all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.
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I haven’t paid much attention to Emmy Rossum’s career lately, until after I saw her as Bulma on Dragonball Evolution recently and I wondered who that chick with the big tits was. It turns out it was her, and after a bit of investigating, I found these cumtastic hardcore photos of Emmy Rossum getting some nasty anal action done.
Any chick who loves to get some dragonballs up her ass deserves some notice from us guys, not to mention a shit ton of cum driven up her asshole, which is how she picks it, apparently. And when her tight asshole becomes too used from too much cock, switch to her open mouth and give her a hot and sticky facial for a satisfying conclusion to one-upping Emmy Rossum’s ass.
Anybody else wanting a turn of Emmy Rossum’s anal pics, get in line, because I got here first. Or maybe, we can share and you can fill up Emmy Rossum’s tight pussy hole while I drive my cock up her ass, and we can blow our loads on this slut together, because these naked and hardcore pictures of her are definitely asking for some.
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