Ally McBeal, 28, and a recent graduate of Harvard Law School, is harassed on the job by a senior associate. When she confronts the partners, it backfires and she loses her job. On the street, she literally bumps into an old classmate, Richard Fish, who offers her a position working for his new firm. She [...]
Fish’s partner, John Cage faces fines, jail, and public humiliation. To her dismay, Ally is assigned to be a litigator. Fish invites Ally along to dinner with a very wealthy potential client, Ronald Cheanie. Unbeknownst to Ally, the dinner is really a double date with Fish and his girlfriend, Whipper. Ally is furious, but Cheanie [...]
Ally senses Cheanie is withholding something when he neglects to kiss her goodnight after their first official date. Georgia asks Ally to assist her in trying an age discrimination case when the opposing litigator turns out to be Billings, the guy Ally tried to sue for sexual harassment at her old firm. Fish admonishes Ally [...]
Ally is asked to be a pallbearer at the funeral of her ex-law professor. The widow, Katherine Dawson, invites her to give the eulogy, but Ally’s initial reluctance betrays the reason. In a moment of complete vulnerability, she confesses to Billy who supports her by agreeing to attend the funeral with her. This unnerves Georgia, [...]
Ally is arrested for aggravated assault and attempted shoplifting. Ren?e bails her out, but word spreads quickly, and Ally is brought before the State Bar Review Board. A litany of her recent travails is read aloud, and Ally must contend with her unconventional past catching up with her.
Ally has to defend a friend of Whipper brought up on solicitation charges. She is serving as second chair to Cage, whose idiosyncrasies become increasingly apparent and mystifying to Ally as well as the other attorneys. At the same time, on a different case, a severely rotund attorney passes out from a near heart attack [...]
Ally represents a Jewish woman who needs her Rabbi to grant her a spiritual release from her marriage to her comatose husband. Ally goes personally to the Rabbi’s office to find out why he is being so rigid. Meanwhile, Georgia is the target of a senior partner’s wife’s insecurities.
Billy and Georgia are faced with a crisis of confidence in their marriage. Elaine threatens to sue the firm for sexual harassment if Fish and Cage don’t meet her demands for improved working conditions. Ally, Georgia, and Cage take on a lucrative divorce case. Fish uses some tactics, which causes a debate between the two [...]
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Judge Whipper Cone asks Ally to take on a pro-bono case of a young prostitute up on her third solicitation charge. Fish, meanwhile, wants to sue his uncle’s church for discrimination, due to his uncle’s overt bigotry towards vertically challenged people (short people). The church’s contention is that they cannot support bigotry of any kind [...]
Three intelligent, successful and motivated adults approach Judge Whipper Cone about the possibility of getting legal representation in their quest to have the courts approve a legal, binding, three-way marriage. Fish assigns Ally and Cage to the case, knowing Ally’s incurable romanticism and Cage’s legal acumen is a potent combination with Whipper assigned to the [...]
Ally is shocked to discover that her biological clock is ticking, unleashing strange libidinal impulses in her. During a sculpting class with live nude male models, she and Ren?e become enamored by one particular model with obviously generous endowments. Meanwhile, Ally has taken on the case of the 19-year-old son of an important client, who [...]
Ally has a chance encounter with Glenn, the well-endowed artists’ model, at a local Starbucks, and makes it very clear that she is irritated with him. On the legal side, John Cage takes on a wrongful death case that Fish is convinced will reap big bucks for the firm. Two adult siblings are suing an [...]
Ally and Ren?e are bridesmaids at a friend’s wedding. They both bristle at the absurdity of the rituals performed, and swear to never do it. Richard asks Ally to flirt with a wealthy new client. To Ally’s chagrin, Cage offers no protest on her behalf, admitting he’s undergoing smile therapy which has renewed his appreciation [...]
Fish brings in a client, an 80-something world famous artist, who is battling his heirs to regain control of his estate. Ally and Billy co-counsel the case, and as a result of spending several late nights together, separately conclude that the artist’s love of his recently deceased wife parallels their own relationship in many ways. [...]
The firm takes on a high profile case involving a jilted spouse who is suing a US Senator for interfering with happy marital relations. The Senator’s case takes on perversely similar parallels to the Ally / Billy / Georgia love triangle, causing Georgia to quit the case, Fish to try the case, and Cage to [...]
Ally, Georgia and Ren?e sign up for a kick boxing class to relieve stress. Ally and Georgia wind up having to fight each other because they’re both beginners. As they start to carp more and more at the office, all pretext towards civility drops in the ring and their matches in the class increasingly intensify. [...]
Ally is a passenger in a car accident with the firm’s client Greg Butters, a handsome doctor to whom she finds herself attracted. She attempts to handle the doctor’s case herself, but finds she just cannot. Ally confides in her therapist that she is attracted to the doctor and is enthusiastically encouraged her to use [...]
Ally is in denial about her birthday but her co-workers aren’t. Elaine orchestrates a party at the bar and asks Dr. Greg Butters to sing a romantic ballad dedicated to Ally. He does, and knocks the socks off everyone in the room. Ren?e is especially moved, and jumps up on stage to join him in [...]
A wealthy client is brutally murdered and the wife is implicated. Her only defense when caught red-handed is that she has no recollection of what had taken place. Billy, anxious to take on bigger cases, is the lone voice advocating for the firm taking the criminal case, but Fish and Cage ultimately decide it should [...]
Cage prepares Ally for Ren?e’s trial. Ren?e is fast becoming a basket-case because she’s convinced Cage’s untraditional tactics are going to cost her job. Georgia tells Billy that she took a home pregnancy test, and it came up positive. Ally is of course thrown by the news, but recovers just in time to reclaim Ren?e’s [...]
John Cage must confront the cowardice of his convictions when he comes face to face with an ex-law school classmate who is coincidentally trying the case he’s representing. It becomes obvious to Ally that John is deeply in love with this woman. Cage admits he took the safe way out, protecting the friendship versus risking [...]
Cage must represent his second cousin, a harmless but eccentric man with a Cupid Complex. His cousin was brought up on assault charges for swatting couples in the head with a paddle to goose them into realizing they’re in love. On the way out of the courthouse, the client swats Ally and Bobby Donnell, who [...]
So she says she fucked a DJ, and I bet she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the crowd was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible moans she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the evening by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.
So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.
Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about molesting those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and jizz all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.
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I haven’t paid much attention to Emmy Rossum’s career lately, until after I saw her as Bulma on Dragonball Evolution recently and I wondered who that chick with the big tits was. It turns out it was her, and after a bit of investigating, I found these cumtastic hardcore photos of Emmy Rossum getting some nasty anal action done.
Any chick who loves to get some dragonballs up her ass deserves some notice from us guys, not to mention a shit ton of cum driven up her asshole, which is how she picks it, apparently. And when her tight asshole becomes too used from too much cock, switch to her open mouth and give her a hot and sticky facial for a satisfying conclusion to one-upping Emmy Rossum’s ass.
Anybody else wanting a turn of Emmy Rossum’s anal pics, get in line, because I got here first. Or maybe, we can share and you can fill up Emmy Rossum’s tight pussy hole while I drive my cock up her ass, and we can blow our loads on this slut together, because these naked and hardcore pictures of her are definitely asking for some.
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