Brian asks Ally to move in with him, but she questions the entire relationship mostly because their sex life is lackluster. She turns to Ren?e and a new therapist, who has oddly taken over Tracy’s office, for advice. The therapist is weirdly understanding of her problems. She eventually decides to break up with Brian. Then [...]
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Mark’s girlfriend finally reveals her secret; Ling and Nelle represent a woman suing a relationship guru whose advice ruined the woman’s marriage; Ally is dating two different men who end up being related.
Ally runs into Kimmie Bishop, an old friend of hers from college. Ally makes fun of her in front of her fellow puritan friends, and Kimmie is so outraged she decides to sue Ally for defamation. Instead of having someone from the office to defend her, Ally hires therapist/lawyer Larry Paul. When Ren?e tells her [...]
Kimmie comes to Cage & Fish looking to hire Ally. She’s suing her old firm for wrongful termination. They fired her for being too puritan, and the opposite lawyer is Larry. Now Ally and Larry have to face each other in court. Meanwhile, Ally is nervous about her first kiss with Larry and seeks for [...]
The Christmas season is approaching, and while Ally is thrilled about it, Larry has nothing to celebrate. He confesses to her that he has a 7 year-old son who lives in Detroit with his mother, and ever since they split Larry finds Christmas sad and lonely. Meanwhile, Kimmie insists that John sings at the bar [...]
Elaine gets sued by a former office clerk because she called him peanut due his size. John thinks Larry was ridiculing him by making fun of his relationship with Kimmy and her mother. Nelle and Ling compete about who will have the most bids from the charity auction dinner date and Cindy (Mark’s ex-girlfriend the [...]
John and Nelle defend her father who was fired from his job as a teacher because he claims he’s Santa Claus; Ally feels threatened when Larry’s ex comes to town; Richard and Ling lip sync at the office Christmas party.
The Nicholas Engbloom comes to Cage & Fish looking for John to help him with a murder case. Melanie West suffers with Tourette’s syndrome and accidentally ran over her boyfriend. She claims to have done it on purpose, only not to be humiliated as she has been her whole life. John convinces her to tell [...]
Larry’s ex-wife asks him for his permission to take their son to Canada, where she is moving. They argue over why can’t one of them move closer to the other so their son can grow with his two parents around. Jamie asks Larry why can’t they get back together and Larry says because she’s not [...]
Melanie takes John to her tiny apartment (actually it’s an old service elevator) and introduces him to Mr. Bo, a homeless man Melanie cares deeply for. Mr. Bo starts to stalk John around and he files a complaint against him. After Melanie convinces him to drop the charges, she reveals that Mr. Bo is in [...]
Larry’s son flies in from Detroit and goes to Cage & Fish looking for Ally. He wants to sue his parents for emotional damage. Ally and Sam bond, and Larry has to take him back to Detroit. He doesn’t want to say goodbye to Ally, who suffers with his departure. Larry promises to return. Meanwhile, [...]
Ally has hallucinations with Barry Manilow. Richard assigns Ling to work with Jackson Duper, the firm’s newest lawyer. When they meet, Ling discovers that Jackson slept with her in the past under a fake name. They have to handle a double case of a man who wants his marriage annulled because his wife is a [...]
Richard and John’s relationship grows more tense than ever and so they attend couples therapy; Jackson’s presence has a profound impact on Elaine; Jackson represent a woman being sued for firing all her male employees.
Jackson and Ren?e’s one night stand turns into something more; Ally visits several therapists to get over her hallucinations of Larry, who eventually appears in the flesh; John represents a man who wants to annul his marriage after his wife decides she doesn’t want to have kids, a case that carries over into John’s relationship [...]
To escape their ruined love lives, Richard and John go for a vacation to Los Angeles. It turns into a working vacation however when John not only must get Richard out of legal trouble but also helps a woman divorcing her wealthy husband who paid someone to seduce her. Meanwhile Richard helps a struggling actress [...]
Elaine cheated on Mark and now she’s trying by all means to find a way for him to forgive her. She even takes advice from Richard! But in the end she has a serious talk with Mark and she tells him she cheated because he never fully trusted her. They break up. Meanwhile, Jackson is [...]
Cassandra surprises John when she suddenly shows up at the office. She wants to continue the relationship they started in LA, but John doesn’t want to go on seeing her, because they’re 3.000 miles away and he’s not completely over Melanie yet. Ally takes the case of a man who’s being sued because he didn’t [...]
John loses his ability to channel Barry White while going up against Larry in a case involving a man who wants to clone his late wife; Nelle hooks Elaine into on-line romance; Ling’s feelings for Jackson grow more intense.
Larry defends Sting when a man sues him for breaking up his marriage; a Streisand impersonator sues over his nose job; Richard flirts with Cindy Margolis to make Ling jealous.
Sydney Gale hires Cage & Fish to represent her in court. She’s been sued for wrongful termination, and Richard and John take the case. An employee is suing Sydney because he doesn’t want to ‘serve’ her anymore. In her firm, she only hires men who desire her, and thus make the company a lot like [...]
When Larry’s surprise engagement plan goes awry he’s convinced it’s an omen and reassurance from his ex-wie doesn’t help, especially when Ally sees them together. Fish flies to LA. to help the aspiring actress, Jane, stop a man’s magazine from publishing nude pictures of her.
Malcolm Wyatt hires Ally to take his case. He’s suing a girl for not going to the prom with him after she said yes in fall. The opposing lawyer is Larry Paul, and Ally is nervous about meeting him in court. But he never shows up, and his partner Coretta tells Ally he left for [...]
So she says she fucked a DJ, and I bet she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the crowd was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible moans she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the evening by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.
So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.
Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about molesting those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and jizz all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.
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I haven’t paid much attention to Emmy Rossum’s career lately, until after I saw her as Bulma on Dragonball Evolution recently and I wondered who that chick with the big tits was. It turns out it was her, and after a bit of investigating, I found these cumtastic hardcore photos of Emmy Rossum getting some nasty anal action done.
Any chick who loves to get some dragonballs up her ass deserves some notice from us guys, not to mention a shit ton of cum driven up her asshole, which is how she picks it, apparently. And when her tight asshole becomes too used from too much cock, switch to her open mouth and give her a hot and sticky facial for a satisfying conclusion to one-upping Emmy Rossum’s ass.
Anybody else wanting a turn of Emmy Rossum’s anal pics, get in line, because I got here first. Or maybe, we can share and you can fill up Emmy Rossum’s tight pussy hole while I drive my cock up her ass, and we can blow our loads on this slut together, because these naked and hardcore pictures of her are definitely asking for some.
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