10 year-old Maddie Harrington shows up on Ally’s door saying she’s her daughter. She’s the result of a mixup on the egg bank Ally deposited her eggs ten years ago. Since Maddie’s father died six months ago, she’s been living with her aunt, who sings TV themes on nightclubs for a living. After a lot [...]
Maddie keeps testing Ally for her patience and love, something that doesn’t go through Ally’s mind until Victor points it out. Ally, on the other hand, is being way too protective on Maddie, confronting her school principal, teacher and classmates. She decides to hire a nanny, but can’t find one that is fits her standards [...]
Ally decided that in order for the firm to get out of the financial crisis it’s going through, someone will have to be let go. She chooses Jenny, who between all the lawyers of the firm had the least number of clients and experience. Glenn takes Jenny’s dismissal offensively and decides to quit, taking all [...]
Ally decides to take the DNA test after having recurring dreams where Maddie’s real parents show up claiming her. Maddie doesn’t take that well and escapes to NY to see her aunt Bonnie. Maddie thinks the test is just Ally’s way of having an excuse not to love her, but Ally only wants a proof [...]
Richard and Raymond are hired to represent Serena Feldman, a 16 year-old girl who will die unless Judge Hall consents her a heart transplant from her convicted father, who is the her only match. Serena’s aunt is against the transplant because Serena’s dad murdered her mother , and Claire interferes with both her and the [...]
Ally is about to go on her 3rd date, a.k.a. the sex date, with Victor. Everybody knows about it, but Ally is nervous because on the 2nd date the tension was so high they couldn’t even kiss. Meanwhile, Ally is interviewing for new hires, and meets with big shot attorney Todd Merrick, who gets on [...]
The judge forbids the lawyers to interfere on Claire’s engagement, and her fianc?e decides to call the wedding off. Devastated, Claire goes to Ally for help. Ally is still shaken with the memory of Larry, and isn’t sure of her feelings for Victor anymore. In the middle of that there’s Todd, whom Ally turned down [...]
Ally is going to the Bermudas with Victor, and welcomes Liza as the firm’s newest attorney. Nelle doesn’t like that or the fact that she took John’s office. Despite being her first day, Liza hires another lawyer, Wilson Jade, whom she was going to partner with on her own practice, hadn’t she joined Cage, Fish [...]
Ally and Victor return from their Bermuda trip. Ally feels their relationship is in crisis because they weren’t able to connect without Maddie around. Victor is being sued by his former girlfriend for breach of contract. Ally discovers that Victor is a painter and never told her. She’s angry, but not as angry as when [...]
Elaine auditions for A Chorus Line, but doesn’t get a call back. She accidentally bumps into the casting director, whom she finds attractive and nice. They go out for dinner and end up having sex. The next morning at work Elaine feels horrible for not giving her full self at the audition and Nelle tries [...]
The lawyers at Cage, Fish & McBeal split when both personalities of the same woman hires them to represent each in court. One of her personalities is a strong, decided and bitchy woman that goes by Helena Green. She wants to divorce her husband, who years ago married sweet, warm hearted but weak Helen Green. [...]
Ally finds herself the mentor for young lawyer Jenny, whom she runs into on the street and immediately hires as an associate at Cage and Fish. Neurotic Jenny, fresh from being fired by her old firm, and from heartbreak over a failed relationship, comes face to face with both her firm when she opposes its [...]
Jenny insists that Ally should go out with Glenn, and Ally insists she doesn’t have a crush on him. The three are assigned to chair the telemarketing case. They have a very hard time with the main plaintiff, Claire Otoms, a purple-haired, flashy-looking lady who lives in a ‘colonial house’. Raymond, knowing that if the [...]
Ally has a dream about Raymond and Glenn. She thinks it’s a sign they’ll lose the phone company case, and Glenn sees it as a secret attraction of Ally for him. After Raymond makes a 125,000 dollars offer for the phone company case, Ally decides to make an infomercial using Ling’s TV show crew and [...]
Ally and Glenn continue their flirtation, which leads to their conscious avoidance of each other, which does not go unnoticed by the others at Cage and Fish. She insists he’s too much of a boy for her, but continues to be attracted to him. He’s drawn to her because she’s a little older. Both use [...]
Jenny’s mother comes to hire the firm to take her wrongful termination case. She’s being fired from her job for dating a 20 year-old. Jenny wants Ally to purposely lose the case but Ally can’t do that. The case ends up serving as a mirror to Ally and Glenn’s relationship. Ally’s closing makes Jenny change [...]
John makes a surprise return and is shocked after hearing from Raymond that Richard threw a party in his hole. After confronting Richard, John gives the office a speech, in which he reveals the reason why and where he left to. Raymond gets Glenn and Ally to double date with him and Jenny. It’s Jenny’s [...]
Ally helps a minister who was fired from his church for not believing in God. Ever since his wife was brutally murdered, he has been questioning his beliefs and he asks Ally to talk to his son. Ally is surprised to see Malcolm again and encourages him to sing at his father’s service after he [...]
Jenny’s mom’s wedding is approaching, and Ally is shocked when Tim gives her a certain look that suggests a move. She talks to Jenny, and they decide to test him. Ally makes a move on him, and he offers her to have an affair. Surprisingly, Jenny’s mom is ok with that, which only confuses Ally [...]
Ally impulsively buys a house, to which Dr. Milter concludes is a way of her to take care of herself, since Ally sees herself as a ‘work in progress’. Richard gets the others to help paint the house as a surprise for Ally, who hires the handyman Victor to fix the house for her. Meanwhile, [...]
Ally defends a man who broke into his old house to jump out of his old bedroom window. Harvey Hall believes he can fly using wings he made himself. The house owner allows him to jump from the roof, and Harvey accomplishes his life long dream of flying, at the cost of his own life. [...]
So she says she fucked a DJ, and I bet she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the crowd was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible moans she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the evening by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.
So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.
Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about molesting those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and jizz all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.
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I haven’t paid much attention to Emmy Rossum’s career lately, until after I saw her as Bulma on Dragonball Evolution recently and I wondered who that chick with the big tits was. It turns out it was her, and after a bit of investigating, I found these cumtastic hardcore photos of Emmy Rossum getting some nasty anal action done.
Any chick who loves to get some dragonballs up her ass deserves some notice from us guys, not to mention a shit ton of cum driven up her asshole, which is how she picks it, apparently. And when her tight asshole becomes too used from too much cock, switch to her open mouth and give her a hot and sticky facial for a satisfying conclusion to one-upping Emmy Rossum’s ass.
Anybody else wanting a turn of Emmy Rossum’s anal pics, get in line, because I got here first. Or maybe, we can share and you can fill up Emmy Rossum’s tight pussy hole while I drive my cock up her ass, and we can blow our loads on this slut together, because these naked and hardcore pictures of her are definitely asking for some.
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